What is the funniest joke ever?

20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

What are the best short jokes?

How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!

How do you throw a space party?

Want to hear a construction joke?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!

Talk is cheap?

Why did the gym close down?

Two artists had an art contest.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

What are some good clean jokes?

101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

What are some good classic jokes?

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

What are some good joke?

What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say?

I was going to tell a time traveling joke,but you guys didn’t like it.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

I used to run a dating service for chickens,but I was struggling to make hens meet.

Why do we tell actors to”break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

What does a pig put on dry skin?

What are some clever puns?

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention,but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,”This job isn’t for everyone,but hay,it’s in my jeans.”

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

What are some funny tips of the day?

– Joking – Tugging on their heart strings – Dropping a bombastic statement – Telling an interesting and relevant anecdote – Using a metaphor or drawing comparisons