How do you say Merry Christmas funny?

How do you say Merry Christmas funny?

Funny Christmas Greetings and Messages

1. All I wish for you is overflowing peace, infinite love, and unlimited food.
2. Bah, humbug!
3. Do you smell gin, vodka, and whiskey in the air.
4. Get your fat pants ready, it’s Christmas!
5. Here’s to hoping that Santa Claus didn’t pay extra attention to us this year.

What are some short Christmas sayings?

For slightly longer (and less traditional) ideas, see this list of short Christmas greetings.

• Believe in the Magic of Christmas.
• ‘Tis the season.
• Peace on Earth.
• Let It Snow.
• Merry and Bright.
• Deck the Halls.
• Joy to the World.
• Ho Ho Ho.

How do you say Merry Christmas without offending anyone?

“It’s Merry Christmas, you ungrateful, despicable, no-good-doin’ heretic.”…Merry Christmas Alternatives:

1. “Buoyant Winter, ma’am.”
2. “Convivial Yule, sir.”
3. “Gregarious Times to you and your family.”
4. “Colorful Dreariness to you, too.”
5. “Oh, thank you. May you also have an Agreeable Assemblage of Moments.”

What is a unique way to wish Merry Christmas?

Some include the phrase “Merry Christmas,” and some do not.

1. behold, a Savior is born.
2. blessings to you at Christmastime.
3. build wonderful memories as you celebrate Christmas traditions.
4. celebrate the season.
5. celebrate the wonder of Christmas.
6. celebrate, it’s Christmas.
7. glad tidings to you and your loved ones.

What is the best Christmas message?

General

• “Merry Christmas!
• “Wishing you a Christmas that’s merry and bright!”
• “We hope you have a safe and relaxing holiday season.”
• “I hope your holiday season is full of peace, joy and happiness.”
• “Merry Christmas with lots of love.”
• “I hope your Christmas is filled with joy this year!”
• “Happy Holidays!

How do you wish someone a Merry Christmas special?

“Wishing you a Christmas that’s merry and bright!” “We hope you have a safe and relaxing holiday season.” “I hope your holiday season is full of peace, joy, and happiness.” “Merry Christmas with lots of love.”

What does Merry Chrysler mean?

It is generally used to express good humor and to be in a state of contentment. When people have a Merry Christmas, they express a wish that the other is happy and have a happy holiday.

Is it disrespectful to say Merry Christmas?

“Merry Christmas” is a traditional saying that’s been around for centuries. Most of us do not mean any disrespect by it. When someone says “Merry Christmas” to another, it should not be seen as assuming their religion, but them sharing a part of their belief or just tradition.

Can I say Happy Merry Christmas?

“Happy merry Christmas” is not idiomatic and a bit nonsensical. “Happy” and “merry” are near-synonyms, and so stringing them together (while not technically illegal grammar) is “redundant”. (Cue the voice of doom!) You may say “happy Christmas” or, more commonly in the US, “merry Christmas”.

What do you say in a Merry Christmas text?

Wishing you all the best this holiday season!” “Wishing you a Christmas that’s merry and bright!” “We hope you have a safe and relaxing holiday season.” “I hope your holiday season is full of peace, joy and happiness.”